My boyfriend thinks that the impulse to have children is purely narcissistic–that people just want to create little versions of themselves in some ass-backward bid at immortality.
I disagree with this, and I’m pretty much always right, but it’s kind of hard to disprove his theory when pictures of Gwen Stefani, her three-year old and their [...]
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Gwen Stefani & Kingston
May 19th, 2009 · 2 Comments · Beans, Gwen Stefani
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Some Fat, Bitchy 10-Year-Old Slaps His Mom Across the Face on Dr. Phil
June 4th, 2008 · 1 Comment · Beans
The backstory to this is actually pretty sad: three years ago, the Mom lost her daughter, Olivia, to brain cancer and her son, Noah, has been acting the donkey ever since. He even hit his school principal, which takes some balls.
What is the matter with kids today? First the magnet swallower and now [...]
Pete Doherty and Son Astile at Celebrity Soccer Six Tournament
May 19th, 2008 · No Comments · Beans, Pete Doherty
HEY!! There is a fucking REANIMATED CORPSE there stealing someone’s bean! He’s taking him away to make a hearty bowl of bean-brain soup with and all you idiots can think to do is stand around in the background LOOKING BLURRY???
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Angelina Jolie Having Fraternal Twin Girls?
May 17th, 2008 · No Comments · Angelina Jolie, Beans, Dustin Hoffman
According to Fox News’ Roger Friedman, Angelina Jolie is having fraternal twin girls.
To commemorate this news, here is a picture of Dustin Hoffman using his special x-ray eyes to look at Jolie’s twin girls.
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Britney Spears Is Not Up The Spout
May 17th, 2008 · No Comments · Beans, Britney Spears
Because of pictures like this of Britney Spears (this one is from TMZ and it’s of her on vacation with Mel Gibson and her Dad in Costa Rica), the internet is claiming that Britney Spears is pregnant. But her publicist told the The Sun:
“I want to make completely clear that Britney is not [...]
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WTF?
May 15th, 2008 · No Comments · Beans, WTF?, internets, weird
Sometimes I think the Christopher Walken shtick on my blog is a little weird and then someone will link me to something like a website devoted entirely to photos of babies’ heads photoshopped onto men’s bodies and men’s heads photoshopped onto babies’ bodies.manbabies.com
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Gwen Stefani at Miu Miu
May 15th, 2008 · No Comments · Beans, Gwen Stefani
Hey, did you know Gwen Stefani was pregnant with her second bean? You probably did, but I sure didn’t. Here she is heading into Miu Miu yesterday.
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Angelina Jolie’s Twins Due August 19th
May 15th, 2008 · No Comments · Angelina Jolie, Beans, Dustin Hoffman, Jack Black, Premieres
On the Today show, Dustin Hoffman accidentally confirmed the due date for Angelina Jolie and Jack Black confirmed that she is having twins. They’re all starring together in Kung Fu Panda, which is premiering at the Cannes Film Festival. Jolie said she didn’t want to reveal the gender of the babies.(Source)
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