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Usher Explains Lesbianism

June 17th, 2008 · No Comments · Grow a Brain

“Women have started to become lovers of each other as a result of not having enough men.”
-Usher Raymond IV
Usher’s head is unusually small relative to his body, so maybe his brain is unusually small too?
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Tila Tequila Believes Gays Can Get Married Because of Her & Just Hit #1 On My Enemies List

June 13th, 2008 · No Comments · Grow a Brain

Tila Tequila believes that she played a part in California lifting the ban on gay marriage.
“It is because of me — I definitely think [my show] has helped the movement. Before it came out, everyone was still a little apprehensive about [same sex relationships],” she said. “Then they realized, ‘Wow, everyone is [...]

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Kendra Wilkinson’s Chocolate Starfish

June 11th, 2008 · 2 Comments · Grow a Brain

Not the ass in question, obviously.
Kendra Wilkinson is fast climbing my Nixon-inspired enemies list.
She claims that for Hugh Hefner’s 82nd birthday, she and the other women from The Girls Next Door, “molded our body parts [out of chocolate] and gave it to him, and he ate them all. I molded my ass, so I [...]

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Drunk Shia LaBeouf Calls His Friend a “Faggot” So He’ll Slap Him Across the Face

June 10th, 2008 · No Comments · Grow a Brain, Shia LaBeouf

Maybe that slap hurt, but I’m sure it was far less painful than the sheer stupidly of this tape.
Update: watch the video at TMZ because they’ve taken the youtube version down.

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Some Heiffer With Underpants on Her Head

June 1st, 2008 · No Comments · Grow a Brain

Kendra Wilkinson [Wilkinson?–ouch] is on The Girls Next Door.
These pictures are really trying my patience, in part because I had sort of a weird last night and in part because I just read that this girl claims to be twenty-two. Twenty-two?
Kendra Wilkinson if you are not lying about your age, then I’d like [...]

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